{"id":1351,"date":"2016-10-25T17:14:12","date_gmt":"2016-10-25T17:14:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2016-08-27T16:34:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-27T16:34:31","slug":"selfie-types-women-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/blog\/index.php\/selfie-types-women-hate\/","title":{"rendered":"Selfie Types Women Hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/index.php\/top-casual-sex-sites\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-1359 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Selfie-types-women-hate.jpg\" alt=\"Selfie types women hate\" width=\"450\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Selfie-types-women-hate.jpg 450w, https:\/\/www.onlycasualsex.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Selfie-types-women-hate-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a>Selfies are the newest generations idea of a snapshot. Its instantaneous and editable but still, the same idea behind it all. A quick shot of life as it is in progress. It can mean nothing at all or everything in the world. It all depends on the sender and who receives it. It\u2019s almost a magical language but everyone knows how to you use it. While it may be a universal language that everyone knows, not everyone can use it to their advantage. There are a few hints and tips for selfies that will help them take you further in the casual sex game. One important thing to know is the types of selfies that women hate the most. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.complex.com\/pop-culture\/2013\/08\/worst-selfies-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">Slide Show: The Worst Selfies Ever Taken<\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Pet Selfies<\/h3>\n<p>Just stop. Please stop. Women hate these more than sweaty boobs in summer. It isn\u2019t that they hate animals. Oh no. Quite the opposite. In fact, most women love animals and would actually love to see your pet. The thing is they don\u2019t want to see you in it. The just want one or two pics a day of something you love that isn\u2019t your own face. Don\u2019t put your face next to your dog or cat or bird or snake. If you want a great shot of your pet for the world to see, go for it. But keep your handsome mug out of a few of them.<\/p>\n<h3>Gym Selfies<\/h3>\n<p>Seriously, dude? You just had to, despite already checking in and tagging your bro. If you had even the vaguest idea how much women hate these types of selfies you wouldn\u2019t even tell her you\u2019d been to the gym. It even worse when your taking pictures of your own ass. Let her do that, dude. It\u2019s not sexy. Try just your face or maybe your triceps if you\u2019d made some gains.<\/p>\n<h3>Car Selfies<\/h3>\n<p>Really? You seriously got in the car on your way to work at Mapco when you looked in the rearview mirror and said, Wow, I look freaking great. I gotta tell somebody. Everyone who sees your pic knows <a href=\"https:\/\/www.entrepreneur.com\/article\/234496\" target=\"_blank\">you are so in love with yourself<\/a> today you had to show the world before you even put your seatbelt on. Women hate arrogance almost as bad as gym selfies so don\u2019t screw this one up. If you look that good, you\u2019ll look even better outside the car. Try standing next to some nature. It works.<\/p>\n<h3>Shirtless Selfie<\/h3>\n<p>This one has some criteria. If you\u2019re at the beach or in the pool or boating, it\u2019s probably ok. If not, we just want to know why your shirtless in the supermarket. If you have a great set of abs and women enjoy looking at them, try the tight shirt method. Less is more, as they say, and your abs are no exception. Show the muscle creases but not the real deal. Make them sweat.<\/p>\n<h3>Good Morning Selfie<\/h3>\n<p>Unless you are <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JamesFrancoTV?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor\" target=\"_blank\">James Franco<\/a>, I wouldn\u2019t try it. James could take a picture of himself on the toilet and women would fawn. Regular guys don\u2019t have it like that. We have to shower first, maybe shave. It doesn\u2019t hurt to brush your teeth for a photo either. The sparkle shows. When a regular guy wakes up and decides he looks somewhere near Franco Quality morning material, he is usually wrong.<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/B3A4lwwBbXc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<h3>Sleeping Selfie<\/h3>\n<p>Um. Huh? You know how dumb that sounds but you do it anyway. Your asleep. But. You took a selfie. Asleep. We know you\u2019re not asleep. It\u2019s just so damn dumb, can we really blame women for hating these types of selfies so much?<\/p>\n<h3>The Sick Person Selfie<\/h3>\n<p>Please don\u2019t do this. It is about as bad as the commercials with starving children and abused animals. If you\u2019re sick, we believe you. You don\u2019t have to prove it. Why does anyone want a picture of themselves in the worst possible physical condition in recent history? It just doesn\u2019t make sense. It\u2019s even worse if you have an I.V or medical staff present.<\/p>\n<h3>The Drunk Selfie<\/h3>\n<p>We know you\u2019re a drinker. We have seen the funny beer GIF\u2019s and the savvy cocktail memes. Do you really think it will help your cause to post pics of yourself bleary eyed, mouth wide open, flipping the bird? The answer is a resounding, no. It will not help. As a matter of fact, the more of those you post, the more text you send, the more desperate you look to women. <a href=\"https:\/\/indy100.independent.co.uk\/article\/people-are-sharing-their-worst-drunk-texts-and-dear-lord-theyre-bad--byhMuMNPwW\" target=\"_blank\">Slide Show: Worst Drunk Text messages<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The selfie game is a scary thing. You have to know what you\u2019re getting in to or you might just make a fool of yourself. Don\u2019t take random shots of weird crap no one cares about. Those days are over. Selfies have to be things of substance. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seventeen.com\/life\/g747\/tips-perfect-selfie\/\" target=\"_blank\">Learn to take only the best selfies<\/a> Something someone wants to see. Something interesting to the eye and the mind. Tread carefully.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selfies are the newest generations idea of a snapshot. Its instantaneous and editable but still, the same idea behind it all. A quick shot of life as it is in progress. It can mean nothing at all or everything in the world. It all depends on the sender and who receives it. 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