Sneaky Places To Have Casual Sex At Work

Sneaky Places To Have Casual Sex At WorkAs men age, the places they find new women to date and sleep with change; gone are the days of staying out late at bars or going to house parties. Because lots of men are focused on their career, they spend a great deal of time at their workplace. Whether it’s a meeting, presentation, chatting, or doing actual work the workplace is a second home to a lot of men. This opens another door: Sleeping with co-workers.

This is risky business for any man, as getting caught having non-professional relations with a coworker will likely not end well for either individual. That said, this risk is a turn on for many. The rush is even further exacerbated when they have sex at work place. The thought of getting caught having sex in a professional environment is uber-naughty and a turn on for men and women alike. However, there are certain guidelines to follow for sex at the office. You can’t simply have sex on your boss’s desk (although we’d all love to do that); that’s just asking for it. You need to make sure then when having sex at work you’re doing it with the utmost discretion and secrecy. It’s also important to get it on in some sneaky places. Here are a few:

 
#1 – Your Office or Hers
This won’t work if you’re in a cubicle, but if either of you have your own offices with a locking door, then this serves as a perfect opportunity for sex. While an office is likely going to be within earshot of other offices, the likelihood of getting caught is greatly diminished. On top of that, going in an office is a reasonable excuse for two people to get together. You can tell your coworkers that you “Have Business to Discuss”. Or perhaps your female coworker needs some “Disciplinary measures” for her poor work performance.
 
#2 – An Empty Office or Meeting Room
These types of rooms offer a similar opportunity for privacy as would a personal office. The only difference is that in an empty office or meeting room, it is more difficult to find a cover story for why both of you just so happened to spend 15 minutes in an empty room.
 
#3 – A Janitor’s Closet or Cleaning Facility
While not the most romantic of options, these closets provide a very discrete environment for getting a quickie. And though they are usually isolated, they still require you to be aware of your surroundings.
 
#4 – Your Car’s
While not the most spacious options, a car provides an environment for sex that is always an option. Just make sure that it’s parked in a somewhat secluded area. Your best bet is heading to your car during lunch, or when everyone is just getting back to work. Whenever you get it on, just make sure that the risk of getting caught is minimized.
 
#5 – The Bathroom
Nearly all offices should come equipped with either a handicap or gender neutral bathroom. Ideally, this bathroom is located apart from the other bathrooms. Because bathrooms are located in the heart of an office, it’s a bit harder to pull off because it isn’t your own space like an office is. However, it is doable.
 

Important Factors to Consider When Having Sex At Work

 
#1 – Time of Day
You should avoid times of day when people are most active, in terms of moving around. That would mean when people are coming and going. One of the best times to have a ‘private meeting’ is in the late afternoon. You know that 2:30 feeling everyone gets? Well, once that hits they’re going to want to do as little physical work as possible. Now’s your chance. Nobody is going to want to bother you about work when they’re exhausted and just want to surf the web.
 
#2 – Maintain Appearances (Physically and Professionally)
If you just had sex in your office, don’t come out with your hair disheveled and shirt untucked; that should be obvious. Do everything to make sure that you’re properly groomed. Also, you want to maintain the professional appearance that you and your ‘associate’ are just coworkers. If you and your gal are flirting constantly and giving each other ‘sex eyes’ it may raise some red flags.
 
#3 – Know the Risks You’re Taking
One final note to keep in mind is that if you do get caught, expect the worst. You may be able to talk our way out of it, but don’t count on it. If you’re at a job you really love it probably won’t be worth the risk to have sex with a coworker at work, let alone a coworker at all. However, if you’re more ambivalent about your job then go right ahead. In fact, you might as well have sex on your boss’s desk and go out with a bang!

 

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