Halloween is arguably the best holiday in human existence. You don’t have to give gifts and see your family. You don’t have to drink green beer or wear a certain color. It’s not a romantic holiday like Valentine’s Day so you don’t have to feel left out if your single. No one shoots bottle rockets out of an empty beer can at you. You simply eat a lot of candy, drink a lot of cocktails with hilarious names and dress up as anything your little heart desires. With all these things going for it, it is the perfect holiday for hooking up. Let’s not forget, however, with all this fun and frolicking there are a few guide rules to follow to prevent all Halloween hell from breaking out in your love life.

It All Starts With The Costume

Since Halloween is all about costumes, your first tip on a Halloween hook up is to start with the costume. You’ll find every sort of gal in every sort of costume at a holiday soiree of this type. Anyone from Lady Godiva to zombies to dead prom dates is going to show up. Use this opportunity to start a conversation based on her costume or if you’re lucky enough to have dressed in a coordinating costume you have a built in conversation starter. The real tip here is not to be a leach. Just because she’s dressed sexy is not an invitation to touch her, stare at her or make obscene comments. If she’s dressed as a sexy devil, don’t make comments on how hot she is. Just don’t.

Dastardly named cocktails are always part of any happening Halloween party. Click Here to See the Best Halloween Cocktail Recipes Of course there is always an array of fall beers and ciders, and a plethora of wine choices but the most fun comes when you play along. So try one of those Bloody Mary’s contained in a test tube. Sip a Bleeding Heart Martini with a maraschino cherry speared straight through the heart instead of the average olive. Imbibe a little, its allowed. It will help loosen your inhibitions and give you the confidence to go approach that cute little witch you saw dancing around the bonfire. The important thing to remember here is not to get smashed. Nobody loves a ghost with vomit dribbled down his luminous ghostliness.

Hanging Out Candy Is Not Just For The Kiddies

This is a day like no other for candy feasting (well maybe Easter). Take advantage of it by passing out clever candies to the gals you’re interested in. A marshmallow ghost, chocolate witch hat or cute little gummy bats go a long way in charming you Halloween pick. Accepting treats is a great conversation starter too. Lots of people worry about their diets or how it appears to scarf down candy by the handfuls, but hey- its Halloween. Start out November first with a healthy breakfast of oatmeal and OJ but throw caution to the wind tonight. Just don’t forget to brush and floss.

Match Your Costume To Your Body Type

When it comes to your own costume, keep your body shape in mind. View the body shape guide. Don’t take on a Sparta themed costume if you can’t see your toes under your beer gut. Skip the form fitting Spiderman outfit if your form doesn’t fit. See where we’re going with this? If you’re going for something sexy, try 007, Mad Max or Elvis. Funny can be sexy too. Go for Mork from Ork, Buckwheat or Bugs Bunny. Whatever you do, don’t be the spoiled sport who doesn’t dress up and join the festivities. You’ll be the odd man out when everyone is dressed up and you look like plain old Joe.

Don’t Go Overboard With Your Halloween Get-up

Another point of contention when it comes to costumes is going overboard. By that I mean being one of those guys who stays in character to the bitter end. If you go as James Bond, it’s perfectly acceptable and expected to order at least one martini, shaken and not stirred. So if you find that woman who finds 007 incredibly attractive that Halloween night, don’t ruin it by chasing bad guys and drag racing all night. Drop the character and be you when the time comes.

Avoid All Couple Costumes

One last tip that might save your life or at least your good time is to watch out for couple costumes. Couples come dressed in coordinating costumes all the time. Bonnie and Clyde, prisoner and matron, two ends of a sway-backed horse, etc. So just remember to keep an eye out for Tarzan when your sideling up to that sexy Jane.

Halloween is a great time for hooking up. It’s a holiday that compares to no other. There are parties everywhere. The atmosphere is fun and inviting and everyone is out to have a little fun. Keep these handy tips in mind so your Halloween hook up is one for the history books.

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