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Yeah, there is an app for everything these days. I’m not complaining; it’s pretty great actually. Without moving more than just a couple fingers across your smartphone, you can find a date, talk to friends, order groceries, sell some household clutter, or navigate to a new restaurant. So, it should come as no surprise to anyone under seventy years of age that there are more than just a couple apps to help improve your performance in bed too. Maybe you’re trying to end a slump and don’t want to suck at your first time stepping up to the plate in ages. Maybe you want to find some tips on keeping things fresh with your wife. Whatever you need, smart phones tend to supply. Here’s a look at a couple apps you may want to download if there’s ever a time you’re considering a boost in your sexual game.

1. Kindu

I’ve personally recommended Kindu to two couples who were friends of mine, and both were thrilled with the results. This app is especially great for those of us who are a little shy about sex and therefore tend to be less vocal about what we really want our significant other to try. There’s a bit of freaky in all of us, guys, c’mon. If you can convince your boyfriend or girlfriend to download and use Kindu with you, you just sit down and answer a surprisingly-thorough questionnaire that basically rates your interest in hundreds of different sexual acts and fetishes. If you both say you are into something, like “light bondage,” then you both get a message and you can get to try some stuff out! Everything that you don’t agree on stays a secret, so you don’t need to fear rejection.

2. iCondom

This app is almost as genius as it is silly, and therefore merits a quick shout-out. Let’s say you had an unexpected date that is going better than you thought, but you don’t have a condom because you lack forethought and that’s why you never get laid. Pull up iCondom and immediately see all of the places closest to you that sell condoms. Duck into the nearest store, buy a couple, and have a fun night!

3. Kahnoodle

This app is best used by a couple that lives together, but anyone can make it work if they’re creative. Kahnoodle makes your relationship into a fun game complete with tasks and prizes, and somehow still makes it classy and fun. As a couple, you define your “love signs” as things that represent romance for you, like “a kiss” or even “do a chore,” and then earn “Kudos” every time you complete a love sign. Get enough Kudos and you can get a Koupon or other fun prizes. This app has gotten some flack for appearing to trivialize relationships and not take them seriously. However, most couples who use the app regularly love it, saying it just reminds you to both to do the little things that made you fall in love in the first place. After a while, those reminders become more and more unnecessary and expressing your love becomes a habit. Like it should.

4. iKamasutra

This app is pretty self-explanatory if you know what the Kama Sutra is. Just in case you don’t, it is essentially an ancient Indian sex guide with countless genius descriptions and pictures of hundreds (maybe even thousands) of sex acts. And you guessed it, now it’s in the form of a handy app to give you some quick and sexy ideas for just a dollar on the play store. The app doesn’t have the entire text available, but there are more than one hundred different sex acts you can explore with your boyfriend or girlfriend in several different categories. There is even a gradient of moves so that you can start out easy and try the more difficult ones as you become more confident (and flexible). To make it even cooler, iKamasutra tracks your progress so that you both can set personal goals and see how well you improve. Dedicate yourself to the art of love-making, and you might even make it to “Kama Sutra Grand Master.”

These four apps just happen to be my favorites, but there are plenty of other apps designed to improve and facilitate your sexual performance. Some apps will simply give you information or tips, while others will provide more of an interactive experience to try and make a game of the most fun activity in the world! I guarantee that whatever you need, there’s an app for that. There always is.